Internet troubles

The fact that my blog hasn’t updated in nearly a month is due in part to my slobbiness but it’s also thanks to a few ISP problems we’ve had in recent weeks. A while ago our internet usage ran past the 16GB monthly limit, leaving us without internet until the end of the billing period. …

“Annoying bird”: Part 2 of 30 billion

Yesternight that sodding bird climbed up a few rungs on my “HATE LADDER“. I woke up at about 4:30am for some reason or another last night, and for some reason found it impossible to fall back asleep. I didn’t feel particularly tired, but I knew that that bastard bird was out there (whatever he’s supposed …

Surprise, surprise, surprise!

As the title may (loosely) imply, today was full of unexpected surprises. Three of them, to be accurate – all of which are listed below, in chronological order (which also happens to be the order when you list them in order of undesirability). Surprise #1: Was woken up an hour earlier than usual. This might …

Announcement time!

I have an announcement to make, and it’s pretty amazing. …No, it’s not about the direction I swing. Before I make this groundbreaking announcement, I should probably tell you a little something about myself. There’s a tendency that I have to plunge headlong into activities which I have no prior experience in with an inconquerable …

Dear annoying bird

I have a simple question for you: How the fuck have you not been shot yet? Why in the everloving mother of hell is it a necessity for you, at half-past-four in the goddamn morning, for you to make that unbridled racket? I am not a heavy sleeper. Lots of things wake me up from …

Initiate moaning mode

This neighbourhood, like many of the ones we journeyed through on our quest to find a house, is the quietest place you could possibly envisage. On our expeditions to the various estates, roads, lanes, crescents, and avenues across the top portion of Western Australia, we were lucky to see a single soul outdoors. No families …

The chaos continues; also I rant about hygiene

Today was another one of those days where the amount of energy spent seems horrendously out of proportion with the results you get at the end of it. Mum said, I think quite rightly, that she’d been on her feet all day – that’s possibly true for the rest of us. All we needed to …

We has a house.

I apologise wholeheartedly for not having updated this blog in a while – especially neglecting to keep you up to date with my musical discoveries via Epic Song of the Week, and not uploading many any tracks to my YouTube page. Truth be told, there’s really not been a lot of things happening round here. …

Chaos in Pictures: An odyssey of insanity as described by James Paddock; illustrated by Ben P

Well, this has been hell. Thank Christ there’s no return trip this time around, so we won’t have to repeat this whole series of events. I wouldn’t wish the chaos that comes with the arduous process of emmigration on my worst enemy. This emmigration thing has spanned roughly three years of systematic chaos, and three …

Make the nasty thing go away.

A few posts down I wrote how I accidentally offend people nearly all the time. It’s so terribly awkward and un-fun. I don’t try to be a bad guy, but it seems I just am. However, this time I’m just going to say what I think. I don’t care if you’re offended, because the issue …