YouTube dun goofed again

Oh God I can’t believe I’m making another one of these posts. Once again, #firstworldproblems warning.

The adventures of “the adventures of”…

Caution: first world problems ahead. For what it’s worth I am aware that YouTube has a slew of problems far more severe than what I go into here. I exaggerate my annoyance anyhow. That’s kind of what you do on a blog, though, right?   So, as it happens, a lot of people play, or at least have …

Sleep is for the weak

Apparently my Scumbag Brain is ensuring I get the least amount of sleep possible. Probably because it’s aware that I have shit to be doing and after 30in30-4 happened, I’ve been at a dramatic creative low, meaning that throughout the recent days, I’ve done very little stuff of any real meaning. Last night was an ordeal, …

Greetings, mortal – are you ready to DIET?

I so want to just voraciously devour a peanut butter sandwich right now. It’s 2:30am. Right now, though, I cannot.

Rejection

In an effort to keep myself busy, I recently signed up to audition for two separate local projects, hoping to be accepted for either or both. The title of this post may well give away the outcome of those decisions, but let me tell you about how each one went. Things are made doubly interesting …

New pee see

Today I exchanged money for a large rectangle comprised of plastic and metal. It’s a substantially better rectangle than my previous. It has about twice the space of my last one (despite being roughly the same physical size), is more powerful (despite being equally useful as a blunt instrument), and is just as fast – …

Screw you, YouTube

YouTube, there are so many things wrong with you. I will list them here. Please fix them. 1. The rating system. It was fine when it was a five-star thing. Why would you constrict the rating options? Sure, you’ll get more people voting because of the narrowed choice (after all, it’s a well-documented fact that …

Adrenaline effin’ Mob

Watch this video and tell me this band isn’t made of awesome. There are several reasons why you’ll probably have a hard time: (1) Adrenaline Mob is a heavy metal supergroup consisting of Symphony X vocalist Russell Allen and Dream Theater ex-drummer Mike Portnoy. These guys are pretty much icons within the world of metal, …

I am terrible

So you guys are probably wanting to know what crazy crud I’ve been up to. To be honest, I wish I could say that I’ve been really dynamic and awesome and I’ve been having a gay old time in the land down under enjoying endless success and self-satisfaction. It’s kinda my fault. I’m just not …

Bad hair year

So, as of landing in Australia (30th November 2011), I decided to grow my hair long. It is a nightmare. Hair actually takes a long time to grow. Like, long. I was half-expecting to be sporting the Jesus look by now. Instead, I’m starting to look like the 2006 version of Mike Portnoy. With the …