Going to see this guy on March 3rd

It can only be… …Yes, you may have seen him featured before on this blog. 😛

“Annoying bird”: Part 2 of 30 billion

Yesternight that sodding bird climbed up a few rungs on my “HATE LADDER“. I woke up at about 4:30am for some reason or another last night, and for some reason found it impossible to fall back asleep. I didn’t feel particularly tired, but I knew that that bastard bird was out there (whatever he’s supposed …

Rescued this little fella a few days ago

Saw him squatting on the floor in the corridor and couldn’t quite make out what he was at first, perhaps a peanut or something else that had fallen? Leant down and immediately recognised his distinctly frog-like demeanour. After a few attempts to get him to climb onto a piece of paper (at which point he …

Just posting to say screw SOPA

(Fun fact: Google Image Search for “sopa” and prepare to get hungry.) TotalBiscuit goes some way to explaining just how dumb this whole mess of a bill is – way better than I possibly could. I want you guys to know that even though I’m very doubtful that this bill will actually pass, I am …

Finally have a new mouse

It’s a lovely little wireless Logitech Anywhere MX and quite frankly craps on my old one from a substantial height. Advantages to using this one over the old one: It’s not plugged full of my dead skin (yet). No wire to trail and snag on absolutely everything. The mousewheel doesn’t scroll up or down of …

I used to go past this place every day

And now it’s a heap of crumbled wreckage. Doesn’t life go on.

Menu bar updated again

Because I’m a fickle git. Note that the “Contact” link has a new drop-down menu – but it’s still a link to the Contact page. A bit misleading – will probably update it again so that the actual pages only appear in the drop-down menus.

It feels good to be right for once (though it was mostly a fluke)

Well, I’d like to think it was my open letter to old featherbrain that finally knocked some sense into him, because he wasn’t in the tree this morning. It wasn’t my letter that removed him from his usual perch, of course – it was probably the fact that even he has the sense to steer …

Dear annoying bird

I have a simple question for you: How the fuck have you not been shot yet? Why in the everloving mother of hell is it a necessity for you, at half-past-four in the goddamn morning, for you to make that unbridled racket? I am not a heavy sleeper. Lots of things wake me up from …

Happy Bloody New Year!

Here’s to a year that will hopefully suck a little less than the year before it. And also won’t kill us all in a violent global cataclysm just before Christmas. Screw you, Mayans, with your weird-ass calendar of the future. We stick with normal, non-doomsday-predicting calendars of just 12 months, thank you very much. Good …